...............Not too long ago my Mum and her boyfriend James had planned to go on holiday with her friend Karen and her husband Mike.They was also t...king Their son michael with them , he was 2 years younger than me and they had to persuade me to come with them just so I could keep michael company .I had met michael before he was very quiet and a bit of a nerd to be honest . I wasn't really looking forward to the holiday but I wasn't going to turn down 10 days in the sun for nothing .My Mum is. It was about 10:00 pm and she said, “I have an early meeting, but I don’t want the night to end. It might be a complicated night, but you were always able to handle complications.” I looked deep into those eyes and said “I’m ready for anything.” She handed me a room card, said I’m in room 1269, but don’t come up for 20 minutes.’ I said,” I will see you then, and you won’t regret it.”The Blackhawks won the game and I drained my scotch. I headed to the 12th floor of the hotel. I paused, knocked. She said something to me in Chinese. We smiled at each other and stepped in and hugged each other. I guess it was good that Mrs Wong had hugged me because now I knew how to hug and protect my drawing at the same time.We stepped back and smiled at each other again. Then I carefully held out my drawing and handed it to her.She took it from me and looked at it. I watched happily as her expression changed from pleased to astonished to totally gobsmacked. She muttered something in Chinese and Pearl. That was the first time I’d ever seen her be shy. She soon laughed when she saw the variety of bodies on display and was just fine with hers after that. I teased her, “From what you said, when you got naked with a new guy they never ran away.” She nodded and laughed again.The wealth of male genitals on display, even if limp and dangling, set her already trigger-happy libido off and I was dragged back to the cabin more frequently than I was sometimes ready for. Good thing my tongue didn’t have.