The witch category was won by a shapely young womanin a blue robe. Not quite traditional, but subtly clever. The best male and female human winners w...re a pirate and afairy godmother. There were 10 or 12 other crossdressedcouples, but we won. We were thrilled, as the prize was aseven day cruise to the southeastern Caribbean. I was lookingforward to some snorkeling in Aruba. So we spent the rest ofthe evening getting even more drunk. I made several trips tothe ladies room, each time. "Jim..." she said, drawing out the word. "Do you masturbate?" she asked frankly, "And what do you think about when you do?" I coughed, barely believing what I had just heard. "What kind of a question is that, Laura? I'm your best friend's father! That's none of your business and a very inappropriate thing to say. You should be ashamed."She shrugged off my reply. There was a slight pause, then she asked again, "Well, DO you? You might as well tell me. I'm nineteen; it's nothing new to me."I was. I could smell perfume. Not overstated, just enough to remind you that she was there.“Oh, sorry. Stacey, this is Rob. Rob, this is my best friend, Stacey.”Stacey came closer, then, and started handing me bags. Some of them held the clothes Ally had been wearing, some of them seemed to hold only empty boxes. She pulled a red tie out of one of them, which somehow matched Ally’s dress perfectly, and gave it to me after I’d piled the rest of the stuff into the trunk. I did notice that Stacey kept. ."Fuck. I was hoping to pass by Dave Edge altogether. The guy was the tall, dark and handsome type. He ran a car lot and made plenty of money doing it. He was quite the charmer but I always found him arrogant. I had known him since we were in high school and even then he was overbearing. We used to compete over everything back then and even now when we went out as a group, he made a point of flirting with Jessica and then flaunting his new model of a wife."Oh, Dave huh? Well I will talk to him.