" That's a very good question. We got bored. When we made the decision we weren't going to go for two years, we graduated a whole year early and the i...ea of flying back and forth... ? We had no intention of learning to fly, we were just hauling Candy to Franklins so she could learn. Life makes funny squiggles out of carefully thought out and meticulous plans. We got squiggled. It's not our fault we don't suffer from inner ear imbalance. We're both gymnasts so flying through the air upside down. If she wasn't so interesting I would have rather had a shower and a beer. She thought about it and made some calculations with her hand gestures. She turned around a time or two and then with a guessing tone pointed to the west wall and asked, "There?"Yup, see that shiny copper pipe coming down the wall?" That is the main line to the sprinkler and...", before I could explain further she quickly headed to the shut off valve and threw it wide open. The relief valve cap wasn't in place, which was. He opened up and walked in leaving the door open for me, I took a deep breath and as I walked in I said that I wanted to make them happy and I wanted my granddad to be proud of me. He turned and told me to get on all fours and close the door then come back to him. I did as told and when I returned he told me to get on the bed and spread my legs wide, as I did so he kept taking pictures of me from different angles, as I lay there he told me to touch my self in different areas. Then he told me to. " When she saw James she grinned maliciously. "There heis. The one who spread the rumor that I was cozying up to our boss. SaidI was flattering the man and buttering him up. And sleeping with him." Itold her, "We've all been paying him back by doing to him what he wantedto do to us. So what are you going to do? Ruin him with rumors?" Shesaid, "No. I thought I'd focus on what he called me." She paused foreffect before saying, "An ass kisser." Everyone was impressed by that.Especially.