I slowly move my hands up your back, then, as I pull your bra straps over your shoulders and down your arms, I kiss you deeply, our tongues mingling s...nsually to mimic our own heightened passion. You pull away and relieve me of my shirt as I take in your body with my eyes. We start kissing again and we move over to the bed. You lie down, and I remove my pants, and then I lie next to you. I run a hand up your leg and teasingly pull your skirt up a little. I then run my hand up your body and. A. CONGRESS, TRUE STORY: A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.‘Would you mind telling me, Doctor,’ she asked, ‘how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?’ ‘Nothing is easier,’ he replied. ‘You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person. You will open your virgin ass too! Without waiting for my reply onor consent, he used his fingers to get the lubricant from my wet pussy and stuck it up my asshole slowly till it disappeared inside my tiny puckered brown hole. Actually, it wasnt that bad. It felt quite nice. And the moment of truth hit me as I felt my asshole being greatly expanded, as if welcoming his cock into my dark hole! And at that point, my ass was literally no longer a virgin! And he slowly invaded by pushing his dick. " She said."Actually she probably wouldn't care." I said."Oh yeah? In that case we should just have fucked in your house then." I wouldn't push it." I said jokingly, but she may have been right. We could fuck in my living room my mom would just tell me not to make a mess.Okay, let me catch you up. Recently I discovered that my mom is really the dad I thought I didn't have and he lives as a woman. Well when I found out I was pissed and I went off on him... err, her... whatever, and she decided.