. no, seven years, off and on." Off and on? What's that mean?" Well, she's really nice to me except when she goes on a bender. Then she gets mean and ...laps me around. When that happens, I find a place to hang out with one of the kids until she goes back on the wagon. Then I move back in with her." And this has been going on for seven years?"The girl nodded."Do you love your aunt?"Mitzi hesitated, then shook her head. "No, I guess when someone hits you often enough, that kills any love you might. I cursed that I hadn’t availed myself of Randy after they left.Sunday morning I again picked up Randy just after lunch and headed for the house. Randy was particularly active as he obviously now related the house to sex. At 2pm on the dot a car pulled up and Ruth got out. She looked nervous so I made a coffee to calm her down a bit. She told me that she had been a dog “lover” for about a year without her husband ever suspecting but when the dog died her husband refused to get another one. I. .”And this is from mimaukAfter suggesting injecting disinfectant to beat covid-19, Trump is being charged with Bleach of the Peace and Domestos ViolenceAnd these are from schop, notice the source ????Here are some new jokes to add. They came through my wife’s work email.* I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.* I need to practice Social-distancing from the refrigerator* Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter —The Living Room. How Do I Cancel My Membership???✧ ✧ ✧Remember, Rapunzel was quarantined and met her future husband. Let’s think positive here.✧ ✧ ✧How LONG is this social distancing thing supposed to last? My husband keeps trying to come into the house.✧ ✧ ✧Is it too early to put up the Xmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do.✧ ✧ ✧ When Does Season TWO of 2020 Start? I Do Not Like Season One! ✧ ✧ ✧When this virus thing is over with ... I still want some of you to stay away from me!✧ ✧ ✧If these last few.