" No, I didn't. God, I'm sorry. But it's still your grandmother I really came to see, will you let me in?"The man at the door made no move. "Sir, my g...andmother sees no-one. She's getting along—" A hundred and six by now I guess," interrupted the old man. "Or is it a hundred and seven? I don't remember her birthday. I'm not a whole lot younger, ninety-five last time I checked. She'll see me, if her mind's still right. Is it? No Alzheimer's, nothing like that?" Sir, my grandmother is fine in. I was ashamed but I was in for a surprise the next day. That day I went alone and saw her. She was looking at me smiling and I turned away from her. She came to me and said she wanted me to come to her house. I was surprised and also very happy. I went to her home on a Saturday and she wore only a bra and a panty. She noticed that I was surprised and said she only wore those dress when she was home. I sat inside and she made me a cup of coffee. She went to take a swim and I began looking at her. ..let's go!!"He laid on the horn as I'm ran around the front of the car and jumped in the passenger's seat. He laughed and commented on how quick I could move when I wanted to. I said something about him being an asshole, but I'm pretty sure it came out as thank you Black Daddy."Can I have my shorts back please?" Bitch, you lost them when you made me wait, make sure you keep that towel under your ass. I don't want you soiling up my seats. I see you're happy to see me, boy." He looked down to my. " Yeah, that's about all I did. At least that I'd want to tell her"Gosh someones awfully boring. I appreciate you helping out, but go have some fun. Like seriously you're basically a housewife, just without the sex." I don't mind it and, Yes I do have fun. It's not like I'm always in here." Ok, when was the last time you went on a date huh?" A date? Uh well..." Damn it she's won "Well... Last year." Last year?" Jasmine said confused "Geez, are you still a virgin too? I figured you'd been having.