My mom had the best useless advice ever: Get a girlfriend. Her idea was that a girlfriend would be the incentive I needed to find a way to overcome th... intellectual and financial problems. It would have been good advice, except I wasn't having any better luck with girls than I was with my other problems.Girls shouldn't have been a problem, but they were.I had dated a girl in High School. She taught me to kiss properly. We both knew that she wasn't a virgin, and I rather expected her to let me. "ahh... I guess," he said as he gingerly reached forward trying to touch only the small ball of lint and not he surrounding breast. As he did, I leaned in ever so slightly. He found the lint and the bottom edge of my nipple in one quick motion. My knees almost bucked. I felt moisture gush to my loins... I think right then I would have screwed even Darren if he had been handy.Mr. Tsing retreated quickly, waving the fuzz ball like a defense lawyer with a crucial piece of evidence. "Got it... got. She could feel his bulging erection pressing into her. He reached under her tee shirt and began massaging her breasts. She sat up and pulled her shirt over her head. As she did, he reached behind her and unhooked her bra. She laid back down and enjoyed the delicious sensations as he kissed her breasts and flicked her nipples with his tongue."Ohh, Ken," she whispered.Ken unbuttoned her shorts and pulled them off. He removed his shirt and sloughed off his jeans and boxers, as she removed her. We do have the kids, after all,” I pointed out as Sarah continued to blow me.“True! We’ll manage, babe. We’ve been good parents to little Jason, Nicki, Alexis, and Kendra! Haven’t we? We’ve balanced it out pretty well. I love that Kendra was a total surprise and nobody knows which of you was the father, by the way. Slave Icky shocked us with that one!” Sarah laughed while the twins sucked my balls together and Rachel licked her butt.“Hell, it could have even been Howard. He did fuck her a.