Read this while I make a cuppa."I glanced through Joanne's essay with some dismay as it looked to me like a very poorly worked first draft and there w...re copious errors. She was soon back and sat next to me on the sofa. Two mugs of tea and a plate of custard creams were on a small coffee table at our knees."What do you think?" asked Joanne with a hopeful roll of her eyes."It's good," I lied. "You just need a punchy conclusion to draw all your main points together."We began to work out a. "Have a seat." What's the meaning of this?" she asked. Miriam was not dressed in the costume she had described. Instead, she came dressed as a Catholic schoolgirl, and she actually looked HOT! "Where is your costume?" This is my costume! You said you were dressing as a typical man, so I decided to dress as an extraordinary man." That's not a costume," she said."Well, I think it is!" I protested."Well, I say it's not, and unless you come up with a costume real quick, everyone is going to have to. Katie had me stop after a few minutes. Christhanked me profusely.After everyone had left, Katie took me to the bathroom. There, she bent meover the sink and examined my ass with her fingers and a tiny fibre opticcamera. She said I was in good health, with no apparent ill effects fromall the fucking. She popped a few suppositories into me, saying that theinside lining of my colon was very abraded and wouldn't get enoughmoisture due to the fucking taking it out. The suppositories wouldlubricate. In the first few weeks, I made two trips back to Clacton for servicing. I wasn’t going to take any chances with a new motor.I was all set. The caravan was comfortable for one. It’d probably be workable for a family of four, actually. I had a laptop, and the site offered a Wi-Fi which was hardly state-of-the-art, but adequate for me to download e-books. The nearest town, Maldon, has a good library, too. Unless the weather was foul, I was out on Oscar most days.As I got used to the country round.