Sophie she replied Angie is her mate . I asked about her friend and how she was. Sophie looked angry .Angie is still in bed and I'm not happy with h...r for ruining my night ! I told her not to be too upset as there was plenty of time to get into my pants ! Sophie laughed and not too long I hope. I was so glad that last night wouldn't turn out to be a wasted opportunity after all. You seem pleased she said , is my smile that obvious I replied. No but your hardon is ! I looked down and realised. So the Irish would never rule the world!Q: What do Russians get when mixing Holy Water with Vodka?A: The Holy Spirit!Q: What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order?A: “A beer please, and one for the road.”Q: You know what’s fun about being sober?A: Nothing.Q: Why did Mexicans create tequila?A: So ugly people would have a chance at having sex!Q: What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol?A: Tequila MockingbirdQ: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?A: Four guys drinking. There they said what I have done and started to scold her also for my evil upbringing.She had no words and kept her face down after hearing what happened. Then my principal began to fill the form to dismiss me from the school. My mother suddenly started to beg them as she knows if I get dismissed with these red marks, I can’t ever find another school, so she started begging by telling our family conditions and started crying in front of the two. She stood on her knee and begged them not to do. "Hey, y'know, we were talking about Sideways," I said. "I liked that movie so much, I bought the DVD!" I didn't even know it was out already," she said."Yeah, just recently, it came out. Y'know, my older sister saw it when I brought it home, and she hated it. She said she hoped she never ran into any men who were as rotten as those guys." Wow. I had heard it was about some pretty lovable characters." Well. I thought it was! I still think so! --I guess who's lovable and who's not lies in the eye.