..” But the mother cuts him off and she says, “I know, I know, you pissed out a bee bee. I dropped it into the cake batter, but you’ll be fine.�...� Then her last son runs in the room, and he says, “Mom, mom, I...” And the mother cuts him off and says, “I know, I know, you pissed out a bee bee. It’s my fault for dropping it in the cake batter, but you’ll be fine.” But then son says, “No, no, I was masturbating and I shot the dog!”An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours. I told her I had broken up with her a few months back and I am enjoying my time as a single man nowadays. She said, it is such a pity that you are alone nowadays as you are good looking and have such a good sense of humor, should I set you up with someone. I said yeah sure if you can find your twin sister, or any other girl who is as beautiful as you are. With this compliment she smiled and said,’ I am too generous’ and looked away.We took out cups of tea and went into the lounge, she was. She giggled."So, what about the whole anal thing? Did you enjoy it?" I asked."It was definitely different," She said. "I guess I liked it, but, believe it or not, it still feels like your cock is in my ass right now. It won't be a regular occurrence anyways. Are you ok with that?" You are saying I will get to fuck your ass again, if I'm a good boy," I said in a joking manner. "I'm more than ok with that."Then more seriously I said, "I thought it might be a one-time only thing." No, it was nice. Your thoughts are interrupted by a soft cough from behind you; it is Lord Duncan, your most trusted advisor."May I have a word, Sire?" he says as you turn and indicate that he may speak. "There are rumors among the people that you intend to choose a Queen during the upcoming celebrations. I know that you had no such intentions, but do consider that it might place the kingdom in turmoil should you die without an heir. Perhaps we should lend truth to these rumors?"Duncan's words are wise, as.