" Wait, you want me to be your bitch?" Nah, just play the part. Nothin'll happen or anything, just an act. Just in front of everyone else." Fine. What...ll I have to do?" I don't know, just, I guess you just do whatever I say. Probably wouldn't be a bad idea anyway, seein' as I've been here longer. I pretty much know how this place runs." Okay. And everyone will just assume I'm your bitch?" Buffy didn't sound thrilled, but in truth, the idea of being at Faith's mercy like that excited her. It is said in shastra that a wife should behave like a randi when she is in the bed room with her husband; and you are not even a wife but a randi of your masters, so if they use dirty and vulgar language for you, then should not get embraced, instead you should also use sex provoking vulgar language with them. Use the desi words like choot, gaand, lund and chudai in place of sophisticated words. I will get stitched very sex provoking and glamorous fancy dresses for you to wear at the time of. There are plenty of pretty guitar players out there. Just pick one and go on tour." I wasn't about to jeopardize the contract, we had come too far, but I wasn't about to settle for anybody either. So we went on auditioning, but time was running out. We needed to have at least 2 weeks to go over our material with the new guitarist before the tour, and our video and single was due out any day. Well, lo and behold I got an email from Kim.........Dearest Gretchen: the Netherlands National Ballet. Just like me, both had become more active in the association and I learned that we'd all be attending meetings throughout the year. "Well," I thought, "if nothing else, at least attending those meetings will be a lot more fun..."So, the evening was fun, the flirting intense, but around midnight I headed back to my room with a beer buzz and a semi-hardon only to find my snoring roommate. Not the picture I'd had in mind as I anticipated dinner!The conference was scheduled to end early the next.