"Sorry is this the right way to the beach" he asked hoping she would speak English."Sure is " She spoke with an American accent and on the walk down t...e path through the treeline he learnt her name was Annie and she had lived in these parts for many years.At the bottom of the treeline a small beach was revealed, empty as he thought."Follow me for the best spot " she smiled .Sensing she did'nt mind company he walked along with her past a small rocky outcrop where they could not be visible from. Chris got the point. He found that thinking of himself as 'Candi'changed his frame of mind, especially when he looked in the mirror.There was no way the gorgeous creature looking back at him could be aChristopher.Candi spun around on her chair and watched Michelle open a package ofpantyhose. She had selected the nutmeg brown ten-denier Pretty Polly'tights'."You have to be careful with sheer pantyhose that you don't ladder orhole them. Some girls wear hosiery gloves but so long as you keep. 'Am NOT!'This is going to be the best adventure, yet...'WON'T BE!'Just imagine the excitement...'PASS.'Humanoid females outnumbered males ten to one...'SO?' In his mind he could see his hand making the 'gimme more' motion. 'Get around to it.'Nine out of ten are beautiful beyond belief...'Yeah, yeah. Sure.'For some unfathomable reason, the indigenous males prefer the fat, ugly ones. Would he care to see the images from the last reconnoiter?"HOLY SHIT!"Yes, those are the rejects."GOOD GAWD. Don't forget you've got another first anniversary on the 14th too." ANOTHER one?" Your wedding anniversary. You'd better not forget that or you'll be in BIG trouble, twice over!" I thought 'anniversary' meant 'annual'. Don't they have the same root word because of the common 'ann'." It does mean annual, but not showing your appreciation to your loved ones does mean you'd be in big trouble. It's traditional to do that on monthly 'anniversaries' for the first few months." Okay, thanks for the.