" And sure enough on the side of the dildo, "long john silver" was engraved into it. I looked at it for a moment, unsure what to make of it. I had n...ver used a dildo before, just my fingers. "Do you mind if I join you? Tim's taking the kids out and I've got time to burn, and I'd really like to get rid of some tension?" she asked opening the gate and entering the garden. "Sure Mrs. O Connor, I never got to finish what I started! One thing, can you help me with this and then I'll help you? I. It’s my girlfriend,” she said, covering the mouthpiece.“No, I didn’t get to the store for your Honey Butter. You won’t believe what happened. There was a car accident at the intersection by the store, and it had the road blocked. I was going to leave, you know me and not wanting to get involved, but something told me to stay and help. I watched this guy save a woman’s life right in front of my eyes. It was incredible what he did. I got really cold standing there so I’m having a coffee at the. If you persist on giving my pilot flak, I will have you brought up on charges. Also, I want Preacher standing by when we land." Sorry Sir, it wasn't explained to me who was in the chopper. Preacher is unavailable at this time but will be back in about fifteen minutes."I didn't like this at all, so I called Stumpy and brought him up to speed as to what was going on. He said he had been arguing with that a-hole all morning. I told him to get his team and Preacher's ready to go. They were to board. Those of you who are parents knew what I'm talking about. You ask for information and you get a one word response that sounds flat and unresponsive. I saw her eyes change and her mouth tighten up so that the corners made little creases. They were the only wrinkles on her face and I usually only saw them when she smiled. But she wasn't smiling. Intuitively I knew that my answer had fallen flat. I tried again. "Good isn't the right word." I set out tentatively. "I don't know the right word ....