”“No, no that’s fine, whatever. I can’t believe you’re Asian! Aren’t you just Buddha then?”“Hey! Don’t harsh the vibe man. Racism cr...ated the schism. Get it? Between Heaven and Hell? Isn’t that the funniest darned thing you ever heard?” the Almighty God himself asked, and started chuckling to himself.“Uh huh. So... I think you mentioned a reward or something?” I said, trying to keep this surreal conversation on track.“Alright alright, always gotta rush to the good stuff. Nobody ever stops to. " My whirlwind of emotions suddenly began to shift. This man bargaining for a chance to be with me was empowering. I was beginning to feel a sort of sexual power that comes with being so desired. My confidence was returning. Derek approached. "Well, my darlings. Please follow me." He led the way as Molly and I followed hand in hand. "This is going to be so great, Sarah. Remember what Joani said, this is the only way for you to know what it truly feels like to be a woman," said Molly as she gave. . "This time, Fifty, we start to fill in some of the detail. I won't do too much but we'll try to fill in here," I feel him touch me just below the shoulder blade, "and here," he touches me again, this time just around where he'd put the barcode, "I want to put some decoration around this. Look, you can watch." He points to a mirror just in front of me. It's angled so that I can see another mirror. In it, there is my back with the design outline spread across it.The tattooing process is still a. Justice has been served. He's suffering more than you kicking his balls to pulp would ever do." I'm very glad to hear it." I looked at my watch, and then back at Piers. I felt that everything that was going to be said tonight had been said. "My taxi is probably waiting downstairs. Can we talk some more when I'm beginning to get my head around all this. Just talking helps."He smiled, "Of course. There's several hundred more distilleries to go."The next morning, Carole served my first coffee with.