.. how'd she do THAT over the phone..." You know how Tina is..." I returned to the phone. "Babe, I'm gonna be an hour or so late." You're dyin' for an...ther round of dump soup, ain'tcha!" Either that or we go back to the catfish joint so I can be worshiped by the waitstaff..."Does "I love you" count if it's proceeded by a raspberry?Later, as soon as I got in the truck, I called her. "Tina, I'm on the way home." Okay, baby," she said. "I'll be waitin' for you..."I hurried home. Well, NOT too much. Main ab bilkul free thi. Mera bhaiya ka dost Sheo Mumbai se Delhi kuchh kam se aaya tha. Uske sath uske 3 friends bhi aye the. Vijay, Keshri aur Hari. Hum sab aapas mein bahut ghul mil gaye the. Hum sara din hasi majak karte rahte the. Ek din achanak mummy ne kaha, “mujhe apni friends ke saath Kanpur jana hai.” Sheo ne kaha, “chachi hum log nahin jayenge. Aap chali jao. Mini bhi hamare sath hi rah legi.” Maine bhi kaha, “mummy mujhe nahin jana hai. Tum chali jao. Main yahin rahungi.” Mummy ne. You adjusted your panties, straightened your dress, and with the mercury singing and vibrating deep inside you, you made your way back to your chair. And there you sat smiling at friends and husband, not really having a clue what they said or what they wore. You weren’t even very sure where you were. But deep inside your mind's eye you kept wondering what was about to happen. It wasn't until the grooms and bridesmaids had made their way down the center aisle, and the church organ struck its. Her apartment is the third one down on the left, number 6551. She's expecting you."When I got off on the sixth floor and turned right, I could see Evelyn standing in her open doorway, a little smile on her face, and a glass of what looked like red wine in her hand. I'd wondered if the wine was for me as I walked towards her. She lifted her glass and took a small sip from it as I approached, standing aside enough so I'd have room to enter her apartment.The first thing I noticed as I walked into.