"I hear it soaks the aches and pains away really well." Th-th-that sounds d-d-divine!" sighed Jennifer, completely unconcerned that she was stuttering..."Laundry facilities?" asked Bob."A block and a half that way," said the clerk pointing. "And a Super Wal-Mart down the street another mile or so. There's a card in each room with places that will deliver takeout, and there are tons of places to eat on the strip." Got a double?" asked Bob.The clerk checked his computer."I have a room in the back. She closed her eyes against the splatter, but kept her mouth open, swallowing occasionally when her mouth got too full of pee. He aimed a little lower and soaked the front of her bra, making it fully see-through. Her nipples were hard, and strained against the fabric. Miley moaned softly and rubbed her hand over one of her breasts. Connor slapped her hand away."Not yet. You're still a toilet, and toilets don't fondle themselves." he said firmly.Miley looked up at him and smiled, taking his piss. I shot a hard load right onto the center of his face, another into his hair, and another into his face, hitting him on the left cheek.He kept stroking slowly until my dick was soft in his hands. We both caught our breath for a few minutes.He was wiping my cum off of his face and licking it off his fingers. I was thinking about what just happened (it was my first blowjob) and still in awe of how good it felt. The strange thing was though, I was still horny, unlike when I masturbated alone and. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.The guy thinks for a moment and says, “I want to live forever.”“Sorry,” said the genie, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”“OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt.”“You crafty little bastard,” said the genie.✧ ✧ ✧Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back.