This is not what I expected.✧ ✧ ✧Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.✧ ✧ ✧Chocolate is God’s way of te...ling us he likes us a little bit chubby.✧ ✧ ✧It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.✧ ✧ ✧Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.✧ ✧ ✧Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads toslipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing. She laid her head on his shoulder, also.“So,” John started when everybody looked at him expectantly, “who wants to kick this party off?”“I will.” Nunez spoke up.John was taken aback, but game. “Sure, sir. Go ahead.”“Sergeant, fifteen years ago you suffered a catastrophic injury and had to be medically retired.” The Colonel summarized. “Though you didn’t have to, when representatives from the IC asked, you did what you were able, to help. And I’ve seen the project recordings. You were a huge. She also told me that bouncer had barebacked her pussy and arse on three separate occasions when she was too drunk to object. That was the reason she didn’t drink much at work anymore, unless Andy was there.“So why did you go to the club?” Andy said.“I just wanted to fuck without getting a reputation. So no one would know about it.”“Did you like the club?”“Yes. But I prefer to do bareback and you can’t do that in a club like that.”“Are you going to go back?”“No. I think I’ve had enough of that. Maine Mousi ko sar pakarke apni taraf thora se kheencha aur apna lund thora sa aur Mousi ke munh me ghusa diya aur phir Mousi ka sar chor diya. Mousi ne apna sar thora aur aage barhaya aur mera tana hua lund aur thora apne munh ke andar liya. Phir apni honthon ko sikor kar mera lund apne munh se nikalee aur apne jeev mera lund ke ched par rakh kar ghumana shuru kiya. Mousi apne bhanje ki taraf dekhte hue apni jeev se lund ke supare ko chatna shuru kiya. Maine apna kamar chalana shuru kiya aur.