I mostly rely on personal ads to meet women. This dispenses with much of the get-acquainted dance and also has the advantage of winnowing out women no... interested in that activity so dear to my heart.Fortunately, I'm a wordsmith of sorts. My ads avoid the sleazy and commonplace, such as "Greek language lessons." Instead, I appeal to the reader's sense of adventure and poetic inclinations.Wanted: A special woman for a special kind of love. Come, let's sail the Windward Passage together.There. You snuck off and went fishing again didn’t you? And you smell like a brewery. I suppose you managed to find some beer to guzzle while you were screwing off again. What am I going to do with you? Garrett, if you don’t stop this loafing around no decent woman will ever look seriously at you. No woman worth having is interested in someone who can’t give her the finer things in life. Now get upstairs and clean up.’ Garrett was so used to his mother’s attitude that he just mentally shrugged and. ’ I suddenly really wanted to see Carol suck my husband’s cock and got off the bed, walked to my lingerie drawer and pulled out a packet of black hold up stockings, never taking my eyes off the bed. ‘Would you like to put my cock in your mouth?’ Danny asked Carol gently as I left the bed. Carol said nothing but she did blush and sit up so her face was level with Danny’s crotch. I held my breath as she reached out her hand and wrapped it around the base of his penis then leant forward and took. With that, she gave me that slutty look that you just have to see to believe and asked me if I would be ok with her doing a little flirting. I said, Does it matter? She laughed and said, No, I guess not. I asked her if she had her choice, which one of them would she want, and without hesitation she told me that she was going to fuck them both. Although I should have learned by now to never be shocked by anything Anne Marie says, I admit I almost choked on the smoke I was holding in. When I.