It had a digital clock at the top, and it was countingdown. 0 hours 21 minutes , and 30 seconds, 29 seconds, 28 seconds. "What the hell was this?, pr...truding from the silver box was a chromepenis, just about crotch height. On each side of the penis werehandles, and on the floor was a carpet pad with the word "barbie"written in it.I am not sure why but panic swept over me, and my calm inspection of theroom turned to frantic exploration; the only thing keeping me from afull run was the chain. The "Honey, I'm home" was greeted with silence when I walked into the house. In fact, the whole house was silent which was not a normal condition. Barb usually had both the TV and the stereo going at the same time - she liked noise. I went through the house, but she wasn't home. She must have gone shopping with her mother or sister I thought, so much for getting laid. I fixed myself some leftovers, ate, and then cleaned up the dishes. I was on my way to the living room to turn on the TV when. “You’re the wolf in Lieutenant’s clothing, aren’t you.” She kissed me hard as we clung to each other in the dank, humid night. ThursdayI couldn’t see Maggie on Thursday as we had to cram for our class project. When I called in the evening she did play-complain about not being able to sit all day. Then she surprised me.“Why don’t I pick up you and your spy-friend and we’ll go over to Cheryl's place tomorrow.”“Cheryl from the restaurant? Wow.”“Yeah, we’ve been talking. I can pretty much guarantee. He is married and has two children. The elder one is as old as you are and I am not going to tell you the rent I am paying. Anything else?"She made an impish face and said, "SSji, now you are being rude."Nisha walked up to the sofa and ordered, "Come here."I walked up to her. She quickly climbed on to the sofa and kissed me. I got a hard on. As I did not want to lose control on myself, I said, "Nisha, cut it out and sit down. Here is the TV remote and this is the remote for the VCR. Now tell me.