That was where we caught each other’s eye.I remember watching you and your sister laughing and joking and feeling the primal urge arise inside of me... Something about you drove me crazy. I remember the moment I happened to glance down as you were writing in the dust on my friends car. I caught site of the word “penis” I looked up and our eyes locked. I glanced away uncomfortably but there was no question what we both wanted. After a few minutes of gentle flirting you hopped into the back seat of. 6. I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said “Thanks” I said “Don’t mention it”7. I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.8. I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.9. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.10. My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “no it doesn’t”11. And God said to John, come forth and you shall. Since my wifes passing, I became a tragic wreck. I was forced out of my old job, because I couldnt show up to work from being so brought down and depressed. I stopped eating, stopped doing really anything until my daughter came back from her grandparents house one evening. She went to visit them in the summer, my wife died while she was gone. My parents already explained how Mommy drank too much apple juice one night, and she went into the wrong side of the road, and was hit by a big truck. But. An hour or so later, Maggie was told to help serve refreshments on the east lawn, where the main party had gathered. As she’d been taught, she mingled her way unobtrusively through the revelers, supplying what they needed but remaining as invisible as possible. Thus, it was with surprise that she registered Lady Smythe calling to her from a few feet away. “Margaret, once you finish here, take some lemonade and teacakes out to the children, won’t you? The whole bunch has gone down with the.