"Yes, its really hot" I said as my face got a really redShe took one of her hands and motioned me to come over to her. She had me lay on the bed with ...y face a mere 2-3 inches from the action as she continued to play. This whole time my boner was growing harder and eventually I started to dry hump the bed at the same rate that she was playing. After several minutes my sister started building to an orgasam. it didn't take very long before her body twitched all over as she came. She then pulled. I'll bet you $4,567 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie.Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.Ever stop to think and forget to start again?When I married Mr. Right, I had no idea his first name was Always.My wife got 8 out 10 on her driver's test--the other two guys managed to jump out of her way.There may be no. “Good and bad,” I said, stopping the tape and rewinding. “He’s in third with only Ironhead and Rusty in front of him, but he lost ground. He’s 60 points behind. And next week is another short track - Martinsville.”“Have faith, Snuggle Bear. Have faith.”April 19, 1988, Chicago, Illinois“Hi Julio!” I said when Julio Moreno sat down across the table from Dave, Alonzo, and me.“I hear you have two positions open,” he said. “So Jefferson and I can both get offers, right?”“We’re also interviewing. Jenny and Hannah had walked out into the water and were washing off some of last night's bodily fluids. They appeared to be especially thorough with their private parts. In fact they started to help each other out in cleaning their neither regions. Hannah looked like she was cumming out in the water, and now Jenny. Watching them was enough to get a guy's dick hard. I walked out to join them, and they watched my bowsprit cut the water."Joe, are you always horny?" I was watching you two-talk.