"Where is my new house? Where's my Visa Gold Card?"The fairy said: "Tough luck. Now that you are a Canadian, you're entitled to "Sweet bugger all like...the rest of us." ... and then she disappeared...This one is compliments of DaveA woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding."Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?"The bride to be. Tomó las llaves y le hizo señas que lo siguiera. Corrieron por muchas cuadras. Ella, incansable, él empezaba a sentir las piernas doloridas pero no podía quedarse atrás.Luego de una hora y media retomaron al dto y ella mientra se estiraba, no dejaba de mirarlo. El saboreaba su cuerpo pero en su fuero interno sabía que se traía algo entre manos.Sabes? Estoy haciendo clases de defensa personal. Queres que te muestre?. El se recosto en el sillon y asintió sin saber que un segundo despues iba a. We stopped at Jane's home, and Pauline was asked if she could feed Jane's dog while she had to go away for work for a couple of days, Pauline said yes of course, then Jane's big German Shephard came running in, licking us and playing. I suggested we take it home, to save driving as much, Pauline looked a bit strange at me, but said ok, we can do that, so packing up some food we took of, wth Jerry in the back seat. When we got to her house, Pauline asked why I said to bring him with us, I told. Uuufff what a beauty was she, I mean it is difficult to describe the voluptuous figure she has. I moved my eyes on her entire body top to bottom and commented “chachi I think mujhe aapse shaadi karleni chahiye”.Chachi : kyun main tujhe itni pasand hoon kya?Me : han chachi aapka yeh badan ne meri jaan hi nikal diya hai…Mere haathon ne bhi bahut dard saha hai aapke karan.Chachi : toh yeh baat hai…Aja mere raja phir aaj se main teri dulhan. Jee bhar kha le.That was it. I jumped on the bed and.