Mujhe aaj tak aisi choot nhi mili, jo mere lund shant kar sake. Par maine aaj tak bahot sari choot aur gand ko shant kiya hai. Aaj ki kahani mere pehl... sex ki hai. Isse pehle maine apne dosto ki bahot gand mari hai.Ye kahani mere us sex ki hai, jo maine pehli baar ek ladki ke sath kiya tha. Mere andar sex koot koot kar bhara hua hai. Raat ko mere andar ek sex ki aag si lag jati hai. Mujhe raat ko koi bhi ched mil jaye toh maine use chod deta hoon. Main ghar se door ek college me apni study kar. Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell.'A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.'I'm O. K. But I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery, ' he answered.'What did he say, ' asked the nurse.'Oops!'While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's. She asked if I would mind coming and sitting with her while she waited during the surgery. Her husband was a truck driver and would be on the road. He was going to take the day off but she convinced him that tonsil removal wasn't that bad. I promised I'd be there.I headed to the hospital on Friday. My niece was being prepped. I told her everything would be fine and I would buy her a gallon of ice cream, whatever she wanted but without nuts. "Thank you, Uncle Randy. You know I like chocolate.". Poppy, however, was not sodiscreet, gasping in surprise even though she had known this day wouldcome. Despite the woman's obviously enhanced breasts and lips, Poppyeasily recognised her as Diana, the wife of Peter's best friend.Dr Swift spoke as she handed the end of the leash to Kimberley,"This is Mistress Kym. She will be your new owner and I want you to obeyher as you would obey me."The stunningly beautiful woman on the other end of the leash repliedsoftly, "Yes, Dr Swift, as you.