Neither of these things happened in any event, but here are some that did meet some of those criteria. September 2009An incident: about a year before...my ‘extras’ were in the open, Dave and I went on holiday with 2 couples to Tenerife. On the penultimate night we 6 went into this rather raucous bar; we had been in there a few times over our 10 days, it was loud and crowded. Like the other I’d had a few shots and drinks and by abut 1am was wobbling. This youngish (mid 20’s) guy had met my eye a. I tend to ramble.========================================================================================== I was the weird kid growing up. Not all of it was my fault, but regardless of how many of the kindergarten rumors were true, I was stuck with them. Most of the specifics faded over time, but the residual "that guy's weird" remained. I tell you this to give a little context. I became the quiet guy who sits in the back of class and doesn't speak unless spoken to, and that's how I went. Each time I passed her bottom my hand would linger there savouring the shape of her bum cheek. I felt myself getting hard again. ‘That’s lovely Bill, I’m warming up a treat’‘Bill? Something hard seems to pressing against me, I’d better investigate’I felt Aunt Joan’s hand move down my body. ‘Ah … I think I’ve found the culprit … ooh Bill you’re hard as a rock darling … your Auntie Joan knows exactly how to take care of that’Aunt Joan pulled back the bed sheets, knelt beside me and took me in her. I protested I didn't want to answer the door in panties. She said if I wanted to watch I had better do it. Soon after I let two big guys in the doorbell rang again ,this time it was three guys. My wife strutted her stuff in front of all five guys and they would reach out to grab her ass or tits as she remained naked. She said ok guys let's go to the bedroom as she led the way down the hall. I brought up the rear and when I got in the room Andrea was setting on the bed ordering all clothes off..