I don’t normally count, but I once heard my friends talking about masturbation, and I realized that I am indeed abnormal.Jeff, the one who masturbat...d the most, sometimes twice a day, he was abnormal according to the conversation.If Jeff wants to, he says he can masturbate up to three times a day, and that’s more or less his limit. As for me, who average 5-6 times, I was very abnormal. Of course, I didn’t tell my friends about it.I was already known as a freak, I don’t want to be known like. And since you now know where one of us lives, we might as well give you our names. I’m Josh and my Wookiee friend is Jeremy. You haven’t met Superman yet, but his name is Todd. And my oh my, we can really smell your seductive perfume.”Then using my Southern accent, I said, “After the fun we had last night, of course I would be here tonight, and it’s nice knowing your names. I want to try a couple of things that we didn’t have the chance to do last night. But, what about the parents? It wouldn’t. ..they must be 7 inch heels, you think to yourself, and wow she is pretty you must have started for a little too long as I look across and notice you looking at me, "can I help you" I asks, you realize I am talking to you and you stutter for a second, Hi, I'm Danny you say, "Hi Danny, I'm Jasmine" I reply .. the bartender hands me my drink and I reply "thanks, put it on this mans tab" I give you a wink, take my drink and go and sit at a small table and take out my book. You smile, now you cant. My ass is too big.”Then she rolled over.Once again I inspected her body. Her shoulders were smooth, her spine poked out a dozen or more times on its way to her butt crack. Her buttocks were rounded and flawless, her crack was deep, and there was a slight gap just under her pussy. She actually had two dimples just about her waistline. I couldn’t miss her sexual aroma that was wafting up into my nostrils.I said, “There is nothing wrong beck her.”She lifted her butt up high and said, “My asshole.