I guess you couldsay I’m obsessed with cocks and only mildly enjoy puremale/female sex. We all know that men give the bestblowjobs. Try as she m...ght, it just isn’t the same aswhen a hot man sucks me off.I recently met a guy on the net who was interested inmaking some cum eating videos to sell or just to tradeor have on hand to jerk off to. I have always wanted tohave some good films of myself eating cum, gettingface-fucked and in the throws of orgasm. We traded afew pics and he was. Back to my lonely sessions. At least my right hand never failed me, and it seemed to have the same dirty feelings as I had.So what's the big deal about turning seventy?I tried to avoid the festivities by announcing my wish for a trip to Europe on the day. They didn't buy it. My whole family wanted the party, and at last I gave up. Friends and family provided nice gifts and the occasional speech, and I provided dinner and entertainment for about 70 people. During dessert my lovely granddaughter. I figured I should introduce them bit by bit - boiling a frog and all that – and let it slide so far. Not much longer, though.As soon as I find my legs again, I manage to get out of “bed”, schlep myself through the forest – limping and walking just a bit bow-legged because of the new, lively passenger in my nether chute – and towards the nearest exit hatch.As far as I can tell, this space ship is basically tubular, with two smaller tubes nestled inside like a babushka doll. The space between. ..all of it...you were so stupid! I DID IT! I drugged you and it's all irreversable! You're stuck like this for the rest of your pitiful life!" She got on her knees and into my face, flicking another long ash, this one into my mouth. Blowing another stream of smoke onto me, she said, "This is Keisha, my long-time lover and soon to be my wife!"With her introduction out of the way, Keisha easily scooped me up and into her massive arms, holding me like an infant. The shock of it all hit me and I.