I bent sideways and took my face closer to his penis. I kept playing with his foreskin and saw tiny drops forming on the tip. What is this? I asked. �...�Its like honey”, he said. “Taste it”. “Noooo!!! Its dirty, we do su-su from there!!! ” . I still touched the tip with my finger and put it in my mouth. “salty” I said. It helps the skin slide back smoothly. Why does the skin need to slide back? I asked.He smiled at me and said “come let me help you with yours.” I sat erect. My tip was red and full. An average major league batter has an OPS+ of 100. Perry had a lifetime OPS+ of -10. That makes him 110% worse than a typical hitter. He was so bad that, just by showing up at the plate, he could cause his team’s run total to go down.How bad was Perry at the plate? Back when he started playing, way back when the Giants were still playing home games at a cricket ground on Staten Island, way back when nobody had even imagined the existence of Yugoslavia, his manager, Jim Murtrie, told him that. Dad has been saving up for years, and this is the year that he could afford the boat (or, "ship", as he insists we call it) and supplies that they need. Just ten minutes ago, I saw their tail lights heading out the driveway, around the corner, and not to return for far too long. Someone has to watch the house, and mom tells me it might as well be me, considering I don't have much better to do. Luckily, they set me up with a small weekly allowance for food, entertainment, and that sort of. Even my shoes were soaked through. And when I looked in my pocket, I found a soggy supermarket receipt showing I’d bought five bottles of Irish whiskey late the previous night. And I didn’t even have a hangover to show for it.I had a very late breakfast than made my way to the river bank. I had no trouble finding the quiet spot from the previous night. There, lying on the wet grass, were five empty Irish whiskey bottles. I carefully picked them up to take home. Who was the mysterious little.