Now, raise your right hand, and I will swear you in.”Sam swore me in as a deputy patrolman and gave me a badge. He also gave me a pair of magnetic s...gns that I could stick on the doors of my pickup to let people know that it was an official vehicle.Sam looked startled when I laughed as he handed me the signs. I explained, “I just thought of putting these on my pickup and driving back and forth over the coach’s holy of hollies practice football field.” That was enough to break up Sam, too, and. After being there for twenty minutes or so Grandma had to go but I was asked if I wanted to stay.I took Grandma to her shop and then went back to the pub, getting myself a drink this lady came to talk to me. “Are you *****” “Yes” “I’m Audrey’s sister, Rose, she told me all about you” “Really” smiling at me she said “Oh yes all about you”, I smiled to myself, we went and sat at a table to talk, pointing to a man in a wheelchair she said “That’s my husband”.Apparently Rose’s hubby was ten years. Dating, engagement, marriage, children." You're pregnant?" What?" Kathy looked horrified. "God, I hope not. No, I mean we'rejust going through the motions, doing all the things people expect us to.It's as if I'm just living automatically." Great. You need to self-actualize; I get to do all your work in themeantime." Oh, come on." She looked thoughtful. It was a new look for her."Listen, I'll let you house sit for me." Great. Want me to clean the place? Got any household repairs. "Dee, you're the sexiest woman! I'm glad he took good care of you!" She then began to tell me about how good he took care of her. How he kissed her and massaged her body, and made her feel like a queen. How she got on her knees and sucked him. How she stripped for him and offered him her ass. She wanted to show me how she stripped for him...Her black dress was extremely short and her perky breasts showed nicely through the thin fabric, her nipples hard and readily visible. She reached.