It seems that we must choose a church and speak to the proprietor, the leader, and we go to do this in a place that is nearby. He takes us to an offic... and we sit down and he asks us many things about ourselves. I think he asks more than is right, but Linda does not object and I accept.To my great surprise, when he learns that we live together in the same house he says he cannot do the ceremony.“You’ll need to separate, live apart, for at least six months before I could consider it,” he says.I. She said ... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?He said ... A widow.He said ... Why are married women heavier than single women?She said ... Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!”She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When. You walk to it, saying nothing as you entered the room, your heart beating so loudly as you put the blindfold on and stood in the middle of the room.The anticipation of what was about to happen was killing me. I wanted to rip your clothes off and throw you on the bed, but I wanted to take my time. I wanted to pleasure you in every way possible. That was the plan and I wanted to stick to it. i wanted your entire body to feel pleasure and climax in an orgasm that had been building up for a very. Thump ... thump ... thump ... thump.I'd heard that noise before, but it took my foggy brain a while to identify it. I lifted my head just enough to have a good look around the cabin."Sorry, Son," Dad apologized. "Didn't mean to wake you. Gotta go!" he declared, then headed quickly towards the bathroom.The door closed before I could process what my eyes had seen. Dad sported a hefty morning wood, and I'd heard it slapping against every rung of that same damned ladder that was a bane to me too. I.