An old favorite ... About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole...He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy...Golfer: ...Can you see any obvious problems... ?"Caddy: "There's a piece of shit on the end of your club."Golfer: He picks up his club up and says, "I don't see anything."Caddy: "Other end."Don't look down on anyone unless you are helping them up...This one is compliments of Chuck ... With thanksThe ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPERTwo Different Versions...Two. Mom meanwhile went to kitchen and started cooking. For some reason we did not talk about sex at all, I guess we both knew that the night will be rocking. Mom cooked food, then came to my room and said I am going to use your bathroom from now on for all my needs. I told her it’s all yours. Mom dropped her saree and then opened her blouse and petticoat so I could see that she was wearing a normal cotton black bra and panty. And her big boobs and ass were swaying and her navel was so tempting.Then. "but coming through the wards does trigger a signal to anyone sensitive enough to hear..." and I suspect everyone here is more than sensitive enough, or they wouldn't be here in the first place?" I finished."Exactly correct, youngster. Its my turn for duty as a greeter, which is why I'm the one meeting you here today, but most everyone will already know someone has come through the pass." Do all the greeters keep their names to themselves?" I grinned when I asked it, so he knew I wasn't really. But instead of moving away, he moved closer behind me and started groping me.“Please stop,” I tried to whisper, “Someone will see.”“Oh! so you don’t have a problem if we were in a closed room, slut.”I could feel my penis trying to get hard in the cage with no hope. Did I just leak more? I could feel the panty getting wet. I rang the bell again. The room suddenly opened. “What, dude? I was sleeping,” Salil said, opening the door.I was taken aback by him, suddenly opening the door. To my relief,.