Feeling like all the air has been nocked out of me. I manage to look back up, to see him throw his head back in laughter. Youd think I was cheating on...you! You are! Oh dont be a baby Slim, you know Im not. Shes you! I hate her, ill make her go away. You cant do that slim, I need the both of you. (Pause) I know your probably thinking, uh? What the? Thing is I have dissociative identity dissorder and punkie is my boyfriend fucking, whore of an alter. (Play) Come on, he reaches for me, pulling me. " I said. Howard stood up and looked down at me in the chair,"you said you did this just to bust a nut. My balls are so blue its not funny. My wife quit giving me any and if you really do this just for a nut you'll do this for me. We are best friends. Right?"I could see Howard's hard dick in the fire light. It was easily 7inches and cut. I was surprised that it appeared his balls were shaven. I took a long swallow of beer and stood up in front of him. I reached out and took hold of his dick in. This latest affair with Claire...Oh!" It's all right Lucy," I grinned at her gasp of horror at letting it slip that my wife was having an affair with her husband, "I had an idea of what was happening anyway, in fact just last night I set a detective agency on them, once I have the proof I'm divorcing Claire." If you get the proof," Lucy declared, "I'll divorce Gordon too. God how could I have been so stupid for all this time." Because you always see the best in people," I grinned, "I haven't. .I.....I...." I repeated the syllable about a dozen times in an attempt to explain my situation but my mouth refused to produce a legible sentence. This was rather irrelevant though, as I couldnt really think of a reasonable explanation in the first place."So, you grab my ass and run face first into my crotch in the pool, and now I find you jerking off in my shower?" Words continued to fail me as I tried and tried to speak, to produce some sound that would make me look like something other than.