” No problem,” I responded, “ I am not in the habit of leaving women along the side of the road, especially one as pretty as you.” She then be...t down and helped me find the lug nuts handing them to me as I put on the spare. As I took the first lug from her I looked over and realized she had unbuttoned her blouse exposing her ample cleavage! “ ow," I thought "those are some nice fun bags." To say the least, I was getting turned on. Our conversation turned to much more flirting with with a. He sees an old lady yanking on her boobs and an old man jerking off. He is so freaked out that he goes to the next house and says “What’s up with your neighbours?” and the owner of the house says “Oh that’s the Robinson’s, they’re both deaf. She’s telling him to go milk the cow and he’s telling her to go fuck herself!”An out of work actor gets a call from his agent one day. “I’ve got you a job” says the agent. “That’s great!” says the actor “What is it?” “Well” says the agent “it’s a one-liner”. Sometimes I dream about how it would beIf fate had played its game differentlyBut then I remind myself of the reasonsWhy we broke up, why it was no longer funWhat happened, happened for the bestIs what I say to myself to put worries to restBut I know I am creating a false perceptionI miss you, it is a fact not a notionSince the day we broke upIn true love, I have stopped believingBecause even though people move onThe memories keep stingingI have already made peaceWith the fact that you are not. ” She continued, “I’m not going to be cruel and kick you out, but tonight is strictly hands and other body parts off limits for the two of you. If you can’t deal with that, I suggest a ‘World of Warcraft’ all-nighter.”Michael looked around the room, and it was very clear that baby making was going to be a crowd participation sport. As usual, when it came to domestic affairs, Carole was a step ahead of him. “Billie and Birdie, you’re on deck. Let’s get plenty of liquids and snacks in here. Maybe.