I grabbed her hips and gently pulled our bodies together, and she bit her lip eagerly. We kissed again, my hands on her back and her fingers in my hai.... Her lips tasted like champagne, a taste I didn’t necessarily love, but too wasted to care I swirled my tongue around hers and enjoyed it. Then she broke the kiss and moved down, down, down, pulling my purple thong off and opening my legs like a portal, she went straight to it and licked around, I moaned, enjoying the first sensation as it grew,. So some people who have had transplants can honestly say, I left my heart in San Francisco.A computer programmer put two glasses on his night table before going to bed, one full of water, and the other empty. His wife asked him about the glasses. He said, “The glass of water is for if I wake up in the middle of the night, and I’m thirsty.” “OK”, said the wife, but what about the empty one?” He replied, “That’s if I wake up in the middle of the night and I’m NOT thirsty.”Thought for the Day:I’ve. It occurred to me that there was no excuse for not finding the clitoris when you went right over it on the route to the hole. Maybe the old-timers who are accused of not pleasing women in that way were just plain ignorant – didn’t know such a thing existed.I played with the little knobby thing for a minute or so and Caroline became super aroused.The time for talk was past. I would have liked to ask her how she could be so comfortable with this when she seemed so unsexual in her day-to-day life.. It may very well have been the most surreal sexual experience of my life.Watching Naomi suck me was too much for Caroline. She fanned herself, grabbed Kyler by the hand, and led him inside. “We need to go to bed. Now.”I don’t remember exactly how things played out after that; I doubt there was any awkwardness. I think I suggested we should smoke a bowl in my car (we couldn’t smoke in the house). I pulled on my pants and Anika threw on a light blue dress that clung to her body perfectly. We.