.."Jeff tried to conceal his nakedness. He wriggled and squirmed in embarrassment. His voice was high-pitched and shaky."Aw, Mom," he said. "What the ...ell are you -" Never mind that," she said. Her cunt quivered with the excitement of what she saw. She had never felt so turned on before in her life. The sight of her son's gorgeous body spread out on his bed, his tight firm asscheeks now pointing in her direction, caused her pussy to heat up and trickle with anxiety and desire. "See me in my. Every guy I meet is either an asshole, married or looks like he is about three doses away from finishing his treatment for the clap. If I don't get laid pretty soon I am going to bust!" Why don't you get a Real Doll?" I said jokingly after a second. OK, so call me naive for not realizing what was going on at the time.She looked at me strangely for a second. Now that I think about it, I can't decide if she was looking for antlers growing out of my head or trying to figure out if I was the. One Friday night two of my buddies came by to shoot the shit with me about old hot rods. I was out in my garage and we had a few beers and talked about a new project I was working on. I didn't have any more beer in the fridge in the garage so I said lets go inside the house. Well my wife didn't know they where there and that we where coming in , she had just finished her shower and was painting her toe nails on the couch. She was wearing a pair of terry cloth shorts and an old Pigeon Forge. I couldn't stop staring so I turned to walk away, every time I took a step my cock would rub on my shorts. I walk a little further out of there sight, looking around to see if they could see me I reached down to start to rub my rock hard cock threw my shorts. I continued walking home, as I walk home I try to make my hard on go limp so my mother wouldn't see. Reaching the door I was glad I still didn't have a hard on as I step inside the house. I go to my room turning on my computer, I sat there.