***** Phil was organising breakfast for the excited children. – Your daughter’s instructed me to organise the picnic. What’s best for sandwiches... – Chicken salad, they all like that. Some without onion. Madame, nodding at Frances – doesn’t like them. Maybe some peanut butter. And some cheese and tomato. I’m just making breakfast for the littlies now, we can have ours when Melanie surfaces. She’s nodded off again? – Yes, how I envy her the ability to do that. – You have to learn when you. I was in for more shock the next day. After visiting the temple when I came back home I was surprised to find the slippers of my husband outside the room of his sister – in –law ( his elder brother wife) and they had not locked the room thinking that I would be late. I peeped in to see my husband going like bullet train on my co-sisters cunt and she was yelling in pleasure and shouting “Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Me like the way you have been fucking since my marriage to your impotent brother. I love. "What you, you lazy sod!" Tony laughed, "You'd have to nick a Kubota!"I looked at Al and he looked at me but neither of us wanted to admit we hadn't a fucking clue what a Kubota was."Haven't seen my sergeant have you?" Tony asked."Forbsie, he fucked off with Sandra 'bout an hour ago," Al said, "Not like her to hang about, wham bang where's me twenty quid that's our Sandra." Perhaps he's having seconds?" I suggested."Oh fuck off," says Tony, "I need a piss."He had hardly gone when Sergeant Giles. " No, I'm sorry ma'am the leak is on your side of the meter. You'll have to call a plumber out. I left a tag on your door. The leak has to fixed by tomorrow afternoon or I have to shut of your gas. It's a real hazard."Okay I'll call someone now, but you can't shut of my gas that is the only heat I have." I'm sorry ma'am, but I'm required to, if you can't get it fixed I'm afraid you'll have to stay at a friends house for the weekend."Cindy rushed in the house and started calling plumbers. After.