"Hello?" asked Tommy. "Tommy it's me. I need you to sign off on a package for me that the UPS guy is delivering." said Brook. "Okay." said Tommy as he...hung up. he noticed that he started touching himself while on the phone and had a half erect penis. There was a knock on the front door and Tommy panicked. He looked throughthe peep hole and saw the UPS guy with the package. His clothes were upstairs and by the time he got dressed the man would leave. Then he noticed a thong sticking out from. You look sexy in it, Rick." She tugged at the garment to make it drape correctly. "You have nice looking legs." I wonder why in antiquity the fashion was for men to expose their legs while women covered them," he remarked. "Today it seems the opposite -- not that I'm complaining. I enjoy seeing a lady's pretty, sweet legs." Maybe men were expected to run and climb while working while women were expected to stand and sit," she replied."I showed your story to Alexis," Rick said as Brenda began. The lack of an introduction meant God didn’t exist, or he didn’t give a shit. To me, clergy were no different than used car salesmen promising an eternity of maintenance free driving. More blood seeped through my fingers. God would be handy right now. The wound was probably deep. It didn’t hurt as much as I thought it should. That was disconcerting. I tried to reach across my body to open the car door. My twisting torso hurt more than I thought it should. That was disconcerting as well. My. "Even a girl's part."Two days later, the casting sheets were posted outside Mr. Nelson'soffice. Everyone crowded around to see who got what. I scanned down formy name, and saw that I was given a male ensemble role, but I was alsounderstudy for the role of Hodel. That was a little disappointing,because it meant I'd only get to play Hodel if the senior girl who hadthe role, Kirstie Ohlheiser, couldn't go on. And my ensemble positionwas about the same as being a backup singer, only with less.