Had her lay down on the couch, on her back. And I started to rub lotion on her. First her arms, then her shoulders. I started on her upper body, when ... got to her breasts, she let out a moan, right then and there, I knew where this was gonna go. I started to rub and massage her breasts a little harder, taking her nipples and gently pinching then, I loved when her nipples got hard. About the size of dimes and always brought a moan when I played with them. I didn’t spend a whole lot of time on. I'm having trouble lifting this big belly; I hope I'll still be able to walk in the months to come. All my shirts stay tight on me now. My dad gave me some XXXL button up shirts but I don't like wearing them because they swallow me whole. Even though I'm going to get huge, they'll probably stay big on me the entire pregnancy. I hope not.Well, my dad was wrong. Those shirts don't fit me anymore. I'm eight months into my pregnancy and look like I'm going to drop huge twins anyday. My doctor. There’s heavy action, with a lot of selling. Bill thinks it’s more short selling. It’s trading at twenty-seven now, up a point and a half. The important thing is, other people are starting to buy, too. We’re going to win this one. I can feel it.”“What do we do now? Just wait?” Sandy asked.“I guess so. Incidentally, you have invested about $200,000 at this point, Sandy. Why don’t we fill out these dumb forms I need to open an account while we wait for the closing?”She took forms from her attaché. Where is Eve now?” Adam replied “She’s down at the river, washing herself out”. “Damn” says God “now all the fish will smell funny”.Q: Did you hear that Hollywood is going to remake The Exorcist?A: Its about a mother who hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son!“What’s for lunch?” my husband asked as I worked in the garden.“Whatever you prepare” I replied curtly. “Imagine I’m dead. What would you do then?” “Okay” he said, and disappeared into the kitchen. An hour later I called to him.