Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?A: On their foreheads.Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they ent...r antique stores?A: “Gosh, I remember these!”Great Quotes“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500.” Lynn Lavner“It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.” George Burns“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake. "I am but I could do without him being in this state." I bet. Me too. Look, I can't stay. I'm late back for work as it is. Reg, I promised I'd bring my CD player in. Here it is and a few CDs to start you off." Thanks very much, Miss Eleanor." Oh, Reg, drop the Miss. I hope we're going to be friends."Reg smiled. "Thanks," he said. "I'd like that." Good! I've also brought you a monster jigsaw puzzle. You'll have to get the nurses let you have a big tray to do it on."Reg gaped at her and then. I’m 28 years working in Bangalore with a decent size rod. I am not a virgin. This incident happened last month when I came to Chennai on an official trip. My friends in Bangalore had planned to have a get-together with all the friends in Chennai in a beach resort for a night.All met 1 day before the get-together day except me. Since my office is near to the resort, I had informed that I will meet them in the resort. I went to the resort in the nightwe partied till early morning and slept till. I started to get a semi hard cock as I watched her move her hair away from her face, the movement allowing a glimpse of nipple, the tit hanging unsupported, veiny but still firm. Crossing her legs afforded me even more of view of her legs as the house coat fell away. What the fuck are you looking at she spat out at me, moving the house coat back, stubbing the cig out and lifting her glass to her mouth, I could see her red finger nails chipped needing work around her glass. Not sure I said as I.