Meri cousin mere ghar aai hui thi. M apni cousin ko pasand kiya karta tha. To mai use nazar bachake dekhta tha. Aur wo b mujhse ghul mil gait hi. Pr w... b shayad janti thi. Us time summer ka mahina tha to garmi bahut thi. Mere family joint hai to ham ek room me hi m mera bhai ar meri cousin sote the. Pr garmi me light ke problem jyada rahti hai to mera bhai chhhat par sone chala jata tha. Aur us din b aisa hi hua. Aur us din mausam b achha tha thandi hava chal rahi thi aur pura barish ka mausam. .." she said with a sideways smile "Well I tell you every day," I said matter-of-factly "Am I the only one that dose that to you?" she asked as if she was honestly curious "yes, you are," I said honestly The next thing she did was so unexpected I jumped, she grabbed my shoulders, pulled her self up (do to the hight difference, me being 6'3" and her being 5'8") then leaned forward and kissed me, hard, after I got over the shock I started kissing her back, we made-out for I don't know or. When the laundry came back there was another note attached ‘use more paper on arse’.I asked my Kiwi mate how many sexual partners he’d had, he started counting and then drifted off to sleep.A bloke’s son fell asleep at a party, so for a laugh they decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his face? His wife went fucking mental when she looked in his cot!A man goes into the local corner deli. When the clerk, a very buxom young girl, asks if she can get him anything, he leans over and. While no "one" heard it, the shade awoke of it's slumber. The shade raced through the entire mansion and went through walls to see her breathing heavily licking her fingers moaning softly to herself giving slight delighted giggles. Knowing she had nothing to do that day she decided to dress up like slut for no real reason other then she wouldn't dress like this in public. She could only do it here. So she wore her cheerleader uniform, a yellow one laced with green, with a wolf as the mascott..