She wore a black peasant skirt and a gauze, off-shoulder, blousy top. Calling it a crop top would imply that it had more fabric. It was little more th...n a tube of sheer fabric over her breasts and some stubs of sleeves with a cold-shoulder design. She also wore a mischievous smile. What really drew my attention to her was that she was leading two men along with her. One was of average height and decent build with sandy-blond hair, and the other was short and stocky with big muscles and a. Why do you ask?" This is the first time you've sat this way."Paul glanced to his left at her. "Oh. You're the girl who took my seat," he said without rancor."Hah! You're the guy who sometimes takes my seat." I'm Paul Sheppard." Alice Keefer." Have a seat Alice, be my guest." Thanks. Something's really bothering you tonight. You've never sat like this before. Most nights you're deep in thought, but tonight you look like you're in a fugue." I think I've been running away from myself all along.. Thanks to my wife, we have a beautifully decorated home in the suburbs. In the summer months, Vicki loves to put a bikini on and work in the yard, tend to her garden, and get a tan. One day last summer while Vicki was in our back yard, I happened to look out the kitchen window. I noticed our neighbor Gene (he’s about forty) walk out of his back door, and start to sweep his driveway. Then I thought to myself, he just swept it yesterday. Does Gene have a clean driveway fetish? I doubt it. I think. It’s a talent. You either have it or you don’t. I am good at reading people and situations. It’s a very useful talent that comes in handy at work and elsewhere. Enough about work. Since that’s just my day job. My avocation is something else altogether. This is my story of avenging the male of the human species and teaching the female of said species a thing or two about hard work, respect and humility. And you can bet that I am having fun while doing it. It’s going to get hot in here. There are.