Since I am in myearly forties, I hoped they were checking out what they thought was aMILF and not a guy in DRAAG.I slipped into the aisle seat in the ...econd to last row. I wanted to beable to slip out inconspicuously and not have to climb over people orparade up a long aisle. He caught my eye as he entered the lecture hall,tall, slim, well- dressed a bit older than me. He walked about half waydown the aisle did a 360 degree turn and walked right to my row andsaid, "Pardon me miss can I just. I thank you for sharing this meal with me. I am sorry what I said offended you. I will not bother you again. Bye.”I rushed to the bungalow, packed my bags and made it to my car before William and James stopped me.“You didn’t give us a chance to take it all in,” said William.“You cannot leave now,” added James.“The truth is I love James and Sarah. I love my wife, Claire. I love Celia and Graham but were always too scared to mention it.” William’s head dropped in shame.James walked up to William,. ”.“Fo you not desire us to please you?” Eliza enquired.“Alas no, I merely wish to dispatch a few birds,” Mr D’arcy replied.Mrs Bennet recoiled at the sentiment, “You are a strange one Mr D’arcy if you prefer to shoot birds when my girls wish nothing more than to whisk you upstairs and to please you.” “I meant by playing the Pianoforte of a game of whist perhaps? Eiza suggested.“Oh thank the lord I thought you wished to conjoin,” Mr D’Arcy added.“No, not with you in any case,” Miss Eliza. "Stop!" he ordered. "Heather," he said, "grab thelipstick and make Tammy's lips look pretty for her close ups! And,while you're at it, put some of that sparkly blue eye shadow on her,too. Tammy wants to be pretty for her new man, I'm sure."Heather grabbed my upper arm, and stood me up, and then told me sit onthe desk chair. I saw that the computer was on, and she hit a fewkeys, and it displayed me in my teddy, kissing Mike. I sat down, andshe told me to close my eyes, and put the eye.