Butfacing facts, when I looked in the mirror I saw a plain Jane face, so-so body and the obvious.This past Thanksgiving I made a traditional turkey me...l for the two ofus. After cleaning up, we sat down to watch the pro football game onTV.Many glasses of wine later we were feeling pretty good when he turnedaway from the game to me and said, "Today has been pretty special. Youare the greatest. If you were a woman, I would marry you."I simply melted and exclaimed, "If I were a woman, I would marry. “I’m the honoree today, but I’m willing to share.” I was smiling.“Well, that’s nice,” she said. “Nice of you to invite me to the party.” She waved at the group surrounding us.“Our pleasure for sure, ma’am,” I said.“So what did you do to have so many friends attend your birthday party?” she said.“Nothing much, really, I won the bet is all, oh, and I got a little older,” I said.“A bet?” she said.“Yes, I bet these guys that they had to come to my 38th birthday party if I could eat a hand grenade. I’ve also had impromptu sex by it just happening when I was with someone. Both are lovely. I do not think I’ve actually called someone for the sole purpose of sex. But I did that night. I called Patrick and said, “I’m alone in a hotel about a half hour away. I’m horny as fuck. Wanna come fill me up?” He asked me to text him the address and told me he’d be there in 20 minutes. The front desk staff gave him some grief and I actually had to go down to get him. When we turned away from the desk he. I think i might be boring you, it all happened last saturday night i will never ever forget it. That day i came from my office earlier and i helped in kitchen. My father came home at 9 pm and he is fully drunken. By seeing this my mom started to fight with him and i was trying to console her, but she lost her temper and started to beat my father. By that time my bro came to home and immediately started to beat my mom. I pushed him away from my mom, but within a fraction of second he slapped my.