"Smack!"You don't want to say? You're going to insult our guest and not say?" Mom please!"Smack smack smack!Reshawn laughed and laughed at the other e...d of the table."Okay fine!" Roger shot Reshawn an angry glance, but he just laughed and laughed."Sometimes," Roger began, "In the locker room... He takes his... his THING, and he hits people with it."Esther had an idea of what her son meant, but there's no way that was what he meant."Speak up, what do you mean his thing?" He means my THING!". Do I get to swim?" Yes, Melissa. All day long, if you've a mind to. Have you put on your sunscreen yet?" Yes Mr. Jackman," the charming girl told me enthusiastically. "Mom made sure we did everywhere before we came here."Marcy greeted me with a pleasant, "Keep your filthy paws off my little sister." Ah, the ever-charming Marcy. Ready for me to do not-nice things to your body?" Like slathering sunscreen on me?" No, I'd get one of the ladies to do that, and only between the shoulder blades. You. Your impulsive offer to bring coffee means you can’t knock on the open door as you enter, but he stirs to the sound of the cup on the side table and looks up, eyes bleary.This is the moment when the most things go wrong--falling asleep with a nubile young girl and waking up with an old guy standing there can trigger all sorts of responses. Given your druthers, you would make these calls after the subject has had time to wake up and get his bearings, but you have a clear message to send, one. The young woman's eyes lit up when she looked back at it, most guests only left a dollar or two."At least let me pay half," Joyce said."No, I'm the one who invited you to lunch, remember?"Joyce acquiesced with a smile, thinking she'd make it up later as they'd already agreed to spend the rest of the day together. She was gathering up her things when she caught Sharon's eyes followed the young waitress as she walked away. It made her wonder if she hadn't been here with her, would Sharon had.