"Nope, not a kid. A little girl on her birthday," Carrie corrected. The stacks of diapers and plastic pants were placed on the floor with allthe acces...ories to make room for the last box. This box was much biggerthen the first, this time the knife did not hesitate, slicing through thetape quickly as his excitement continued to grow. The first item out of thebox was an extra large pair of very frilly baby pants, around the waist wasa delicate gold chain."Wow," the girls heard Colin exclaim, "a. .The form went on awhile so I ended up just skipping about half of the words and not even bothering with the terms and agreements before signing the form. The girl took it and my ID, checking to be sure I was over 21 years of age then gave it back."If you will follow me please, I'll take you to Abby to get prepped." Prepped?" I muttered under my breath.I followed the girl behind the bar and through some doors into another room that resembled something along the lines of a waiting room. Sitting. This mask made his head look huge… and it only had one eye, right in the middle of the forehead. And… the mask had no mouth whatsoever… and… no nose, either. In fact, the only thing that WAS on the mask, other than the single bulging eye, was an ear that looked too small, and was positioned generally where the right cheek should be. And then that one eye… that single huge eye… blinked. And I realized that there was no mask at all. I screamed. Okay, let’s talk about screams. When people write a. We all know who the Top is, but what's your favorite freak? Let me guess, let me guess . . . Cock-and-ball punishment play for the white knight? I'm right, aren't I? You know I'm right.”As Brian nervously blushes and looks away, while his girlfriend's ire begins to steam as she glares at the thief. Though David has the unique ability to tell sexiest jokes to feminists, racist jokes to an African-Americans, and blasphemous jokes to fundamentalists, and get a laugh, this quip does makes you a bit.