.”, Lanie said, in a rather depressed way.“What?”“In Colorado, I-well-I really missed having you around to-you know- finger me, and I met this...one boy, and we kinda...he kinda...we didn’t have sex, but...”My heart rose, Lanie had cheated on me! Though I would never ever tell her about Fay, her new friend, I did feel much better about the whole situation for all the wrong reasons.“Don’t worry about it”, I said, putting my arm around her, “We all make mistakes”“I know”, she continued, “And that’s. “Thank you ... thank you very much. My name is Michael Thomas and let me say to you, “HELLO”That brought out the boys and we did our entire usual BOOK OF MORMON set to a rip-roaring applause from all sides.I called out Geena, Sofia, Shirley, Emma And Martha, along with Daniel, Johnny and Rich Mitchel to sing one of my favorite songs from BYE BYE BIRDIE... Hi, Nancy!Hi, Helen!What’s the story, morning glory?What’s the tale, nightingale?Tell me quick about Hugo and Kim!Hi, Margie!Hi, Alice!What’s. More importantly, their pack structure seems to be different. They might look like Equatorials, but they don’t act like them, you should probably keep that in mind and treat them more like you would a human.”“I suppose,” she muttered. “A human wouldn’t understand, but both you and the Araxie send out ... signals ... that are easy for us to misinterpret.”“Are you kidding?” he laughed, glancing up at her. “I’m more than familiar with that, how long do you think I’ve been on this rock? See these. It was not long before I found an ad that piqued my interest. A 19 year old was looking for a blowjob in a bathroom stall at my local mall. I obviously emailed him and said I'd be there. It was an hour before closing, so I quickly left and got to the mall. He specified he would be in the stall at the very end of the washroom. I have to admit, it was a pretty good spot, it's almost as if that stall was built to have people fool around in it. This was my first time in contact with a real life.