I swear if we had filmed it, the thing could have won an academy award for comedy. Within the first half hour we were all laughing and critiquing each...other painfully.With James making love to me and Simon critiquing us as a film critic would I went from orgasm, to uncontrollable laughter without a moments rest. I could not believe the combination. At first I found it disconcerting beyond belief to trying to experience the feelings and listen to the hilarious comments at the same time.I was. " Such as?" Plenty: fits of moodiness or silence, refusal to communicate on any reasonable level, not sleeping with me (supposedly because I snore which I don't), lack of affection or interest in anything I want to do, patronising and doesn't lift a finger round the house except to throw his own bed together." Hmm! It sounds as though you've got it all worked out. Did you get help from a solicitor?" Yes. He's also drawing up an agreement on splitting our assets and that's where Arthur has. My cock hardened inside my pants as I took your hand and led you into the restaurant. As I touched you a bolt of electricity shot between us and any doubts I had about the weekend vanished.The head waiter showed us to table in a quiet corner of the restaurant where we sat adjacent to each other. We were served by a pretty young waitress called Anna who seemed to sense the smouldering passion between us. She fetched our drinks and after returning with them took our food order. We made silly. I knew our plans were changing when I smelled the delicious aromas that filled the air of her small apartment.She closed the door behind me and we stood in the entryway looking at each other. I was totally speechless.I was suddenly nervous and she knew it as soon as she looked up at my face. She put her arms around me, smiled and said, "Relax, Parker. If it makes you feel any better, I'm as nervous as you are. I haven't cooked for a man in ... oh god! It's been almost five years!" Your cooking.