2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain.Lena he to bolo?Full Time MastiNon stop FunMera….LG KG 195**Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet**In a party a lady wantedto go to t...ilet soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,sardarji replied u naughtypehle tum dikhao.**Biwi pani se bohat darti hai**Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.Friend : Acha wo kaise?Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtubmai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!**Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun**Train. I hear you walk quietly up the stairs to find all the lights off apart from a bit of light coming through the bedroom door, you can hear the tv on but your not sure what it is I’m watching you probably think I will be asleep, you slowly open the door and see me on the bed in the school girls outfit getting started without you. As you open the door a little more I pretend to be completely focused on what I’m doing, pretending I have no idea your stood there watching. What you can see is me. I flicked the lights off and hopped into my bed, I yanked the covers up over myself. Even though I was tired, I couldn’t get to sleep. I sat there for at least half an hour.Eventually, the shower water turned off. I heard the door opening and Justin’s voice echoed in the hallway, “Shoot.. I forgot to bring my clothes.” I heard him walking in, he pulled the door open. I decided to just pretend I was asleep. Justin took into consideration that I was asleep, so he just flicked his table lamp on. I. I noticed that almost everyone was nude so I went back to my tent and wearing only my camera, stepped out again. I’d walked about a few hundred yards when I saw a neon sign over a big tent. The sign said, “Temple of Aphrodite , Men Encouraged.” The flap was open so I stepped into a gas lit space with plenty of candles. Ay, the women! They were of all colors and shapes, aged 18-40, as the sign said. The eldest, a very bosomy and pretty woman in her late 30’s, was the Mae West of the place. She.