Mark got there first and I asked for his professional cone of silence."Give me a dollar," he said."Why?" Because if you engage me as your psychologist... everything we discuss is privileged, even in court." Oh. OK." A bit severe, but I was OK with it. "Now, what's on your mind, Mr. Simmons?" Well, Dr. Asswipe, it has to do with the most fabulous woman I ever met. We went out on Saturday. Then we went back to her place and we did everything I've always dreamed of sexually. She's gorgeous, funny. "Do I get all the normal boyfriend privileges?" I tease."You already get those, Mike!" she says. "What more privileges are there?" she laughs. "You're the best! I'll text you with the details. Thanks, Mike!" Thanks for covering my shift Thursday night." Hanging up, I lie back on my bed trying to imagine what will happen Thursday night at Cyn's house.Cyn calls on Wednesday and we talk for about half an hour."I wasn't sure if I'd talk to you before tomorrow night," I tell her."I woke up this. ”He stopped stroking himself to wrap his fingers around mom’s neck, breaking her daze. She looked at me with fear, taking in the situation.“Get over here now and clean your mommy up like a good little girl.”Afraid for both of us, I complied, walking over to her with shaky knees. I leaned forward and extended my tongue. Hesitantly, I licked at the gravy smeared on her chest, trying to touch as little of her skin as possible. Mom sighed at the touch of my tongue, her breasts jiggling.“Oh yeah,”. I just might be able to retire before long if you can find enough bad drivers."Jesse looked up toward the road and frowned. "Oh hell, I think here comes more trouble." They watched a van with Sheriff's logos on both sides approach."Jesse," Troy greeted his friend as he got out of the passenger's side."What's the matter this time, Troy?" Jesse asked in a tired voice.The deputy smiled and told him, "This is a social call. We were headed back into town from Steamboat and I saw you out here. We had.