" Oh, yeah. Sorry. I was distracted." Well, pay attention. This is the good bit," Vicki assured me.Steve agreed, and then Heather piped in. "Hey, are ...e going anywhere specific?" Just drive, wench!" That was Vicki. The two of them were grinning at each other manically."Yessir." Now, back to the story..."Jake wasn't quite sure what had woken him in the dark. The room was quiet now, and cool. It wasn't until he turned over that he felt her warm body pressed against his, and realised he wasn't. Why the fuck does time move so slowly? * Two years earlier. They think that the deafening organ music prevents their evil tongues to reach my ears. Hardly. One step down the aisle: ‘What on earth does she see in him?’ Another step: ‘He is so old! Over seventy!’ Yet another: ‘And isn’t he the meanest old creature?’ One step after the other towards the altar: ‘She only marries him for the money!’ Echoing. And so very true. He is a mean old fart. Add disgusting to that. But also disgustingly rich. Even if he cleaned up his act, I could never trust that any apparent change was permanent. Or even real.” I continued, “So, when is embarrass-Beth-weekend over? ‘Cause, I was never even notified that it was happening until it started.”“Hah,” blurted Rhee. “You poor thing. You know the rules. If one of us isn’t here, then it gets extended until we’re all together.”“Ah, yes. How could I have forgotten.” I started sniffling and said in a whiny voice, “But Liya’s the smartest, Rhee’s the best. Her sister comes round and I take over the baby walking duties to let the girls chat, an hour passes and as I head home I spot my wife's sister heading my way, as she gets close I see her blow a kiss."do you remember the last time I blew you a kiss" she says as she gets up to me"Oh yes" I laugh, "Well did it get you horny?" she asked, I blush and try to laugh it offShe says " it got me so hot knowing you were watching" she teases" How long since you got a fuck" she says"bloody weeks! says me,.