If a married couple converts to Orthodoxy, quite often the bishop will strongly suggest they have a crowning service, which is what you’ll see today... That would be done for anyone who had a civil marriage for some reason. There was a Marine from Holy Transfiguration who married while stationed overseas. There was no Orthodox chaplain nor was there a church close to the base, so when he came back home, he and his wife had a crowning ceremony.”“If there’s a church with more complicated rules,. . Where have you been, Sexy, I've missed you!" the man's voice said.Tony paused for a few moments before answering:" ... I'm sorry, I think you've got the wrong number!" he said before hanging up. "That will give him something to think about!"Maddy smiled at the thought that her brother-in-law might now be wondering who had answered her phone ... she was also smiling because Tony's hand was on her hip!There were no more phone calls from George that day, but whenever the phone rang, Tony. The exam was efficient and thorough. 'So far, so good,' she said as she looked over my EKG tracing. 'You've lost a kilo or two over the last few years that you can ill afford, but nothing to worry about. Are you ready for the main event?' She was, I thought, referring to my troublesome dick. 'I guess so.' I was wrong. 'I'll start with your prostate. Is that all right? You're over forty so we should be looking at it every year from now on.' 'Okay.' Not that it mattered. Already the blue glove. My tongue licked the black jams from between each pair of toes and I swallowed them. I licked her instep and up to and around her ankle. I lifted her foot and with her toes pressed to my forehead, I began licking her heel. I ran my tongue up the bottom of her grimy foot from her heel to her toes, swallowed, and did it again and again. I licked the bottom of each of her toes and swallowed every spec of dirt. Her foot was clean and moist with my saliva.“Good job foot slave; now bow your head so.